He went to a dermatologist today and had his wounds scrubbed out w/ harsh chemical cleansers and antiseptics. Then they put synthetic skin grafts on it. He said the wounds were oozing pus which was dripping on his laptop...lovely, eh?
I should also mention that it's not just his face that's a mess. His jeans were ripped open at the knee where he has a deep gash. His palms are also cut, and he is cut behind his ear. He also went to a dentist because one of his front teeth is loose and cracked. He also may have had a concussion.
I know you are now dying of curiosity but even he wasn't exactly sure what happened initially. Then after calling some people and pondering about it he finally managed to reconstruct what actually happened. And in order to spare any shred of dignity he possesses I won't divulge the details on this public blog.
Just know that what actually happened is hilarious and completely ridiculous and could not have happened to anyone else. And of course it involved a girl...doesn't it always?
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